Old bands doin’ stuff and Daily Tuneskies

Sorry for the lack of posting in the last few days, but there was a surplus of booze/hookers and long story short, those drinks weren’t going to have sex with themselves.

Yep, that's Bono

ANYWHO, U2 sucks. They really do. But don’t just take my word for it, their home town can’t stand the sound of boring music either, but I may be editorializing. The city of Dublin (that’s in Ireland, you waifs) fined U2 $52,000 for 12 different noise violations over 3 days. It was mainly due to the 44 hours of construction time it took to build the stage . I’ve seen the stage they play on, it’s impressive, sure, but so is a donkey show.

And this is Melissa Etheridge

AND, Aerosmith is also old. But, more over, they are having domestic troubles. Since Steven Tyler took that header and busted himself all up, he’s kind of been acting like…well a little bitch. They have separate managers, and by that I mean, Tyler has a manager and the rest of Aerosmith has a manager and now there’s word of Tyler going solo and Aerosmith finding a new singer. Who would want that job? That’s like answering a casting call for fat naked guy on Friends, after the original fat naked guy, who has already appeared fat and naked said it was beneath him.

ALSO, Red Hot Chili Peppers have announced a comeback tour scheduled for next summer and I can’t stop vomiting blood. And that’s all I have to say about that.

So, that’s wraps everything up nicely for today, consider this blog the carpet you wrap the victim in. Here’s your Daily Tuneskies.